Kick Ass Haiku

And the winners of the DNC Kicking Ass haiku contest are:


1st place: Mark L.

I pledge allegiance
to the United States of
Halliburton, Inc.

2nd place: doogieh

What Roves the hallways
of the Bush America?
Some say it's treason.

3rd place: Wayne Canne

YOU ARE EITHER WITH
deficit rich guy tax breaks
US, OR AGAINST US.

4th place: doogieh

Please watch what you say.
Patriots don't criticize
The Republicans.

5th place: acallidryas

New attacks each day.
Over one hundred more dead.
Mission Accomplished?

6th place: Mark L.

No child left behind,
Clean skies, healthy forests and
Iraq. Pants on fire!

7th place (tie): Rumblelizard

There should be limits
To freedom, he said. And now,
We see he meant it.

7th place (tie): Shant Mesrobian

Screwed the country bad
Two thousand four awaits him
He'll go just like Dad.

9th place (tie): Irfo

Preppy cheerleader
Pretends to be working man
But nothing's working.

9th place (tie): Debbs

Watch fat cats choke down
$2,000 hot dogs.
Hand me a pretzel.


Special Honorable Mention: Hollywood Liberal

Thank you DNC...
Can't stop thinking Bush haiku.
Now look what you've done!